Why is it that the moment you get your baby in that adorable outfit, ready to leave the house or show her off to friends and family, she poops?! Come on, if you're a mom, you know this has happened to you! It's like they just KNOW. Of course, that's always the time that it goes up their back (and all over you too), and you have to do a complete outfit change. My son was especially good at doing this to me. A few of his outfits are permanently stained, but what are you going to do? Babies have to poop!